Forever alone... on OkCupid
…and that’s why you’re still single.

…and that’s why you’re still single.

It’s the gender non-specific eyes.

It’s the gender non-specific eyes.

Um… sure?

Um… sure?

I really hope that my friend who submitted this to me at least texts this guy. Does he have any idea how accidentally hilarious he is?

I really hope that my friend who submitted this to me at least texts this guy. Does he have any idea how accidentally hilarious he is?

I think this one is meant to be. (Submitted by my friend Kenny, his is the greyed out text)

I think this one is meant to be. (Submitted by my friend Kenny, his is the greyed out text)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
No, you cannot pee on me

Roses are red

Violets are blue

No, you cannot pee on me

What’s on my mind is A) how can you even think that is a flattering picture and B) clearly you are old enough to have established at least a flimsy grasp on the English language.

What’s on my mind is A) how can you even think that is a flattering picture and B) clearly you are old enough to have established at least a flimsy grasp on the English language.

Do you guys remember that episode of The Office when Michael was really trying hard not to say “that’s what she said” and Jim kept fucking with him the entire episode and Michael’s face was all red and finally cracked? Reading this was like that.

Do you guys remember that episode of The Office when Michael was really trying hard not to say “that’s what she said” and Jim kept fucking with him the entire episode and Michael’s face was all red and finally cracked? Reading this was like that.

Well I took the liberty to look this winner up on Facebook and let’s just say it doesn’t look like he has ever seen a vagina.

Well I took the liberty to look this winner up on Facebook and let’s just say it doesn’t look like he has ever seen a vagina.

This message has a little bit of a rapey feel to it.

This message has a little bit of a rapey feel to it.